I am pretty sure there is an old song with this title, however I am to tell you about two really nice shiners, one sported by myself and one by the young waiter where my husband (66 today!) and I had lunch. I got mine on the way home from our holiday: we stopped to get gas and my husband went ahead into the diner. I spied him across the room and as usual kept my eyes fixed on him as I walked and so completely missed the "Mind the Step" sign and went sprawling scattering my possessions, and gathering bumps on my knee and hip and something hit me in the face. By the next day my eye was a nice black circle and it took a whole ten days to get through the green and yellow stages. Didn't hurt though. Today, this youngster displayed a very colorful rainbow around his left eye. I had to laugh: somewhat embarrassed, he told us he had been hurriedly putting on his T-shirt to go to work and didn't notice that the hanger was still in it.