|Google image - cute hey? A 'Come hither look'|
From reading some blogs lately, I feel the need to distract your minds a little to less burdensome thoughts. We have sold our house and as a result I am packing (slowly, I have two months). Although I've carted off a lot of stuff to our local charities, I have been stumped by a find of a box of 12 'Dolphin' vibrators, occupying most of one shelf in my study. These date from the days when in another life twenty years ago, I sold sex toys and sexy lingerie at private all-girl parties in people's homes. These particular ones were the 'creme de la creme', possessing a dual motor which stimulated on the outside and the inside (if you get my drift) at the same time, but with individual and varying speed settings. Ours didn't look like the ones in this pic - ours had a little dolphin in front. The ladies were in heaven and we battled to keep up with demand. However, all good things come to an end and I think these remaining needed minor repairs (usually a de-greasing, ex factory, which my husband used to attend to). So they will work. I can't think of a good place that would appreciate such a donation. What about an old-age home? Got any better ideas? By the way, the movie 'Hysteria', starring Maggie Gyllenhall, is the true story of how the vibrators were first designed in the 1890s - intended to cure the female condition known as 'hysteria'. Brilliant film, hilarious and informative.