Thursday, 1 October 2009

Lovers by Nationality - the World's Worst

As reported in our local newspaper from
Quote: A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans were the worst in bed because they were considered "too smelly". English lovers came second because they were too lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick" and came third. Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers, followed by Brazilians and Italians. The poll, carried out by, asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers. Other findings included that Dutch men were "too rough", Americans were "too dominating" while Greek men were said to be a bit too soppy. Other countries who didn't fare well in the poll were Scotland (too loud), Turkey (too sweaty) and Wales (too selfish). Russian men crept in at tenth place amid accusations they were too hairy for the average woman. A spokesperson for added: "These results are an eye-opener for thousands of men around the world and female travellers might judge potential new lovers by looking at these results." (Unquote). - Except it's all a bit tongue in cheek, isn't it? I mean to make these comparisons, each woman interviewed would have had to have slept with at least one of all of the above, wouldn’t she? That would take some determined doing. By the way, I could have added one of my own: Swiss (too neutral!)


  1. Guess I'll move to Spain if I need a new husband. x

  2. Too funny.
    Maybe the women should be rated as "too judgemental". ha

  3. I guess it's time to ask what the men think of us?